Humour & Jokes


 

Joha’s wife said to her husband :  I had a dream last night that you bought me a diamond necklace on my birthday… What do you think that dream means ?
Joha: Well…. You will know on your birthday !
And on her birthday, Joha’s wife so happy that her dream will come true fixed herself and prepared a candle dinner for Joha who came home bringing her a gift : “ A book to explain dreams…!”            

Once, the people of the city invited Mulla Nasruddin to deliver a speech. When he got on the minbar (pulpit), he found the audience was not very enthusiastic, so he asked “Do you know what I am going to say?” The audience replied “NO”, so he announced “I have no desire to speak to people who don’t even know what I will be talking about” and he left. The people felt embarrassed and called him back again the next day. This time when he asked the same question, the people replied “YES” So Mullah Nasruddin said, “Well, since you already know what I am going to say, I won’t waste any more of your time” and he left. Now the people were really perplexed. They decided to try one more time and once again invited the Mullah to speak the following week. Once again he asked the same question – “Do you know what I am going to say?” Now the people were prepared and so half of them answered “YES” while the other half replied “NO”. So Mullah Nasruddin said “The half who know what I am going to say, tell it to the other half” and he left!

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